January 2011
i hate when i hear a song on the radio and think...
kprescott:
TOP 10 REASONS TO SMILE
It makes you attractive.
It changes your mood.
It is contagious.
It relieves stress.
It boosts your immune system.
It lowers your blood pressure.
It releases endorphins, natural pain killers and serotonin - natural antidepressant.
It lifts the face and makes you look younger.
It makes you seem successful.
It helps you stay positive.
loveinlasvegas:
Women belong in the kitchen, huh? Well, you know why women live longer than men? Because the kitchen is where the knives are.
HAHAHAHA so much for sexism.
How I imagine myself when I first start driving.
timmmypang:
It's not the same...
nabilahfadillah:
—justakissaway:
Girls say “Suck my dick” everyone’s like
Dudes say “Lick my pussy” everyone’s like
LOL its true
jm2agawin:
calinell:
br0hammad:
dropletsoflove:
If I sleep to much, my parents complain.
If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain.
If I eat too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain.
If I’m always in my room, my parents complain.
If I go out too much, my parents complain.
I CAN’T FUCKING WIN.
this.
^
WIN.
''Are you free tomorrow?'' No, I'm fucking...
lovelosttaylor:
peachjars:
idontgiveashh:
That gif… what even.
LMFAO that gif cracks me the fuck up
How I walk when I'm late to class
when parents ask you ...
stephmiranda:
“hey , did you get home safely”
“no i died like four times”
I wish I could ask the sexiest person alive to be...
heartbreaksdontbreakeven:
But it would be pretty weird asking myself.
I wonder how boys feel when they're in love.